This is why I shouldn't read Time and/or Newsweek during lunch.

[kellinator]

I have an idea that I think could make me a lot of money:

Ann Coulter pinatas!!

(I don't even know any conservatives who like her.)

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[deza.livejournal.com]

Get a lock of her hair and you can make voodoo pinatas.

[smirkin.livejournal.com]

That woman is the devil.

[harleen.livejournal.com]

what a sweet idea! :D

when I went to see Henry Rollins' spoken word tour last year, he kept referring to her as "Ann Hitler". I don't normally like Hitler jokes, but this time I could not stop laughing!

[blistermoth.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[reprobayt.livejournal.com]

She is quite entertaining...yet and still I'd buy one. :)

[dwivian]

But, if you put candy in them, people might think that the REAL Ann Coulter is full of candy, and chase her with bats.

......

.....er.....

I think you can get candy in bulk from CostCo....

[alectoerinyes.livejournal.com]

I would buy several and make them a focal point of any party I ever host or attend.

Seriously, I would.

[penguinicity.livejournal.com]

Ah, that is a brilliant idea! What would you fill it with? Nuts? Bottles of Dave's Insanity Sauce? Sulfuric acid?

Re: Ann Coulter pinatas

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

That's a wonderful idea! Yay!

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Or,forliberal Halloweens...Ann Coultergeists!

And Ann Coulter Trashcan lids.

[heathrow.livejournal.com]

Love it!

Why stop?

[vanguardian.livejournal.com]

Why stop with Ann? I'm sure you can think of a few others who need to be pinata-ated.

[raptorgirl.livejournal.com]

I was in Borders once and I overhead this grouchy old man telling his grandson(?) that Ann Coulter was smart and one of the few people who made sense.

:snort:

[orfeo517.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on! The mentally ill need our help, not our sharpened sticks.

Here are some entertaining Coulter links:

http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2663937

[jack-mccoy-fan1.livejournal.com]

I remember seeing the witch bitch on Real Time with Bill Mahr the week when one of the guests was your sweet hunk of love, Richard Belzer. Belz had a few choice words about her and actually wanted to leave when she was on. He specifically told Mahr that he couldn't understand how he could be so friendly with someone as repugnant as that hater.

[adamosity.livejournal.com]

wouldn't they have to be so skinny that they'd only be two pieces of candy inside them? :)

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

You set up the website, I'll break out the papier mache :)

[christikr.livejournal.com]

Great idea. This reminds me of that pinata scene in Napoleon Dynamite.

[lunza.livejournal.com]

I'd buy one. Or a dozen!

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

I would SO buy a case of them.

cheers,
Phil

Seriously...

[vertigomac.livejournal.com]

These would be easy to build (a basic paper mache form, blond tissue hair, "I <3 GOP" t-shirt...). We can whip up 3 or 4 and put them on e-bay and see what they'll go for!

Hmmmm...filthy lucre....

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

We could make her into one. But it'd be a bit messy.