"You, me, and Jose Cuervo."

[kellinator]

You know who's on the phone? sertrel. You know what he's doing? Ranting because he doesn't think he can drink me under the table.

Now he's ranting at me because when he called, I answered the phone, "You're drunk." Of course I knew he was drunk. He'd been sending me drunken text-messages for an hour.

I feel sorry for all of you who have not had the divine pleasure of being drunk-dialed by sertrel. Drunken sertrel is truly a thing to behold.