That girl gives white trash a bad name

[kellinator]

Because it's Monday, and because I slept like an undead baby last night (woke up every two hours and cried for brains), and because the whole point of having celebrities is to mock them, and because I can, I'm declaring today International Make Fun of Britney Spears Day.

Yes, I know, it's not exactly a challenge. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel. Only it's not even that difficult. It's more like looking at fish in a barrel.

So come on. Hit me with your best snark.