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kellinatorDear Place of Employment,
It's bad enough that you charge me almost $300 a year for the privilege of parking my car while I do my job, but it just adds insult to injury when you don't give me a place to fucking park.
Fuck you and your fucking racket,
Kelly
Dear Atlanta Drivers,
You have these nifty thingies on your car. They're called "turn signals." You should try using them sometime. They're fun!
Bite me,
Kelly
Dear Atlanta Road Maintenance People,
I find it fascinating that in my four years in Atlanta, you've 1). never actually finished anything you were working on and 2). spent most of your time paving and repaving the roads of rich people.
Graft much?,
Kelly
Dear George Lucas,
Bitch, please. Face facts, the prequels blow, and so do your changes to the original trilogy. That wouldn't bother me nearly so much if it weren't for your snooty attitude towards the fans who have made you a kajillionaire. You know why people "saw half a completed film and fell in love with it"? Because it was good. Jar Jar is not good. Take notes, there will be a test.
Han shoots first, dammit,
Kelly
It's bad enough that you charge me almost $300 a year for the privilege of parking my car while I do my job, but it just adds insult to injury when you don't give me a place to fucking park.
Fuck you and your fucking racket,
Kelly
Dear Atlanta Drivers,
You have these nifty thingies on your car. They're called "turn signals." You should try using them sometime. They're fun!
Bite me,
Kelly
Dear Atlanta Road Maintenance People,
I find it fascinating that in my four years in Atlanta, you've 1). never actually finished anything you were working on and 2). spent most of your time paving and repaving the roads of rich people.
Graft much?,
Kelly
Dear George Lucas,
Bitch, please. Face facts, the prequels blow, and so do your changes to the original trilogy. That wouldn't bother me nearly so much if it weren't for your snooty attitude towards the fans who have made you a kajillionaire. You know why people "saw half a completed film and fell in love with it"? Because it was good. Jar Jar is not good. Take notes, there will be a test.
Han shoots first, dammit,
Kelly
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Date: 2004-09-20 07:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-09-20 09:31 am (UTC)YAY for your George Lucas rant!
Date: 2004-09-20 10:12 am (UTC)Geez- at least frickin' Spielberg had the decency to release BOTH the original theatrical and the re-done versions of E.T. on his super-DVD edition. He knew not everyone wanted to see the damn walkie-talkies.
And I hated episode 1 so much I just couldn't bring myself to see episode 2. Think I care? Not so much...
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Date: 2004-09-20 12:59 pm (UTC)Except for Han Shoots First, I liked the special editions better.
*ducks*
The Ewok music blew! They let John Williams fix it! And the explosion was cooler! More critters! Cleaner picture! Creative way to add back the Jabba scene that was cut! Celebrations across the Empire! Did I mention the cool explosions?
*runs away*
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Date: 2004-09-20 08:00 pm (UTC)You rock my socks right off.
Snark on, sistah,
Flew
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Date: 2004-09-23 04:58 pm (UTC)