Meyers-Briggs humor

[kellinator]

From http://noetic.oathill.com/Psych/psyhumour/psyhum.Html:

Meyers-Briggs Prayers:

ENFJ God, help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

ENTP God, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ God, help me to slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdoAmen.

ESFJ Lord, give me patience and I mean right now!

ESTP God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions. Even though they're usually not my fault.

ESTJ God, help me to not try to run everything. But, if you need some help, just ask...

ESFP God, help me to take things more seriously. Especially parties and dancing.

INTJ Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be.

INFJ Lord, help me not to be such a perfectionist. Did I spell that correctly?

INTP Lord, help me less independent, but let me do it my way.

INFP Lord, help me to finish everything I sta

ISTJ God, help me to begin relaxing about little details tomorrow at 11:41.32 a.m.

ISFJ Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it exactly right.

ISTP God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive.

ISFP Lord, help me to stand up for my rights! (if you don't mind my asking)

ENFP God, help me to keep my mind on one thi... Look! a bird! ...ing at a time.

(I'm an ENFP... as if you could possibly have any doubt after reading this.)

Comments

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

This. Is. Fucking. AWESOME!

I love it!

[katyakoshka.livejournal.com]

ISTP God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive.

Oh, man. So totally my ex. *laugh*

INTP Lord, help me less independent, but let me do it my way.

INFP Lord, help me to finish everything I sta

I tend to be a bit more F than T, but both could be appropriate for me. *grin*

[jerel.livejournal.com]

ISTJ God, help me to begin relaxing about little details tomorrow at 11:41.32 a.m

LOL! That is so totally me.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

INTJ Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, wrong though they may be.

Gak!

This echoes a remark I made in my userinfo page bio so closely, it's frightening. Am I redeemed if I was only joking when I wrote it? :-/

[hotcoffeems.livejournal.com]

INFJ Lord, help me not to be such a perfectionist. Did I spell that correctly?

Check! Adding this as a daily meditation of sorts, since it's trooooo*...

*Knowingly NOT spelled correctly. Um.

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

(I'm an ENFP... as if you could possibly have any doubt after reading this.)

Is that how you spell A-D-D? Thanks - this was fun.

As for me, I used to be INFJ/INTP, but I've bloomed and am now ENFJ/ENTP...

ENFJ God, help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

ENTP God, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.