Owwwwwwwwwwwwww from DragonCon...

[kellinator]

I think I've exceeded my alloted alcohol intake for the rest of the year...

ariedana, reannon, weaktwos, and I are sitting here in the Ghetto Best Western (which is actually quite nice, they have a free breakfast) driving each other fucking crazy. Apparently last night I insisted on singing along with the Barenaked Ladies on weaktwos's iPod. Face it, folks, I'm lucky to still be alive. I'm amazed my roommates didn't kill me in my sleep. I'm even more amazed that they didn't kill me this morning when I got the giggles at 8:30.

*stops typing for momentary air guitar in the intro to "Money For Nothing"*

Owwwwww, my head...

I think I got online here to post several quotable quotes, but I can't really remember any of them. Most of them had something to do with reannon killing me.

weaktwos: Did you make out with him?
ariedana: No, I wanted to give him cocoa.
weaktwos: So did you give him a handjob?
ariedana: I said I wanted to give him cocoa. What about that screams "handjob"?

We're currently arguing over whether "handjob" is one word or two.

reannon: I was a pure innocent flower before I got here!
kellinator: Who writes for Ellora's Cave, bitch!!

ariedana: You turn into a drama queen when you're drunk.

reannon: LiveJournal. We're all fucked.

There were many many more quotes. But most of them made me look like an asshole I can't remember most of them. So just imagine something completely insane and obnoxious and we probably said it.

Two out of four roommates are currently on the phone. I know better. If I called any of you people at this hour, you'd kill me.

Comments

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

Yay. I'm glad you're having fun!

[reannon.livejournal.com]

She misquoted me. It was Ariedana who said she turns into a drama queen when she's drunk. I demand a correction. :)

(And it was when Kellinator insisted that maybe no one would find out about the night's debauchery that I said. "Honey? Livejournal. We're all fucked.")

[leopard-print.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed we're both still alive. I'm amazed I went home fully clothed last night (well, at least as clothed as I was when I went there). I'm amazed at what good kissers some of my friends are.

I'm... feeling a little queazy now. I'm gonna go lie back down.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

There was kissing going on and I missed it? Dammit.

[leopard-print.livejournal.com]

That's why you shoulda stuck around. I was lookin' for you!

You missed kissing, whipped cream cleavage and the psuedo-orgy.

[gaiagurl.livejournal.com]

i've always seen "handjob" spelled as one word, where it's turned up in the books i read. (good ol' mr. king. gotta love him.)

glad you're having fun. :o)

[amary.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a blast...wish I was there!

I'm in the "handjob as one word" camp. Since blowjob is one word (I rarely see it as two), it stands to reason that handjob should be one word as well.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

ariedana: I said I wanted to give him cocoa. What about that screams "handjob"?

*arches one eyebrow*

This, from the woman who describes herself as introverted and shy? Mppf. It sounds to me like, whenever I get a chance to introduce her and Jessica, they'll get along famously. Anybody who is willing to use the word "handjob" in a public place is hardly shy!

(Hell, how do you think Jessica and I got to be such good friends? *evil grin*)

We're currently arguing over whether "handjob" is one word or two.

No argument necessary. "Blowjob" is treated as one word; any other job of that nature should be treated the same. ;-)

[feachador.livejournal.com]

sorry I missed ya!! Were you in the LJ panel?

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I KNOW my wife would've killed me if I'd gone to the Con.....