It is waaaaay too early to need a drink, but I swear I have a good reason.

[kellinator]

No explanation needed, I think.

kenjennings

Comments

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

That is scary!

*shrug* It's 5 o'clock somewhere - *hands kelly a margarita*

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

I wonder how long it will take Jeopardy! to reinstate the "5 wins" rule ...

So ... what drink can we mix for you m'dear?

[poprockgrrl.livejournal.com]

He's still on ?!?!

He is a damn robot.

Look on the bright side, you were on with him and you got the final jeopardy question right and he didn't.

(I don't know why he has "fans". He creeps me the hell out)

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

Um, that's just odd.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

I'm about three seconds from joining just to post a comment that says "He's a goddamned fuckwit and he needs to fuck off and give someone else a chance to win already". Jesus, 24 FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW? Reinstate the 5-day rule already, you asshats.

cheers,
Phil

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*chugs the margarita*

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you got showed by the...

JESUS CHRIST 24 SHOWS? And people are still watching?

That seems like it'd be goddamn boring.

-HX

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That's the million-dollar question... Look, I have nothing against Ken personally, he was very nice, but is it bad of me to admit that I'm looking forward to the backlash?

(Purely for taste, a toasted almond, but we're not talking about taste, so I'll take whatever you've got, thanks. ;) )

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

LOL at work in earshot of the boss.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

In all fairness, he comes across different on TV than he does in person.

My boss also called him a robot.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

They're acting like he's Clay Aiken or something...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You sound just like my mom, only with extra "fuck"! ;)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Final Jeopardy ain't that interesting when the outcome is already certain...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Hoop's good for that...

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

I wonder how this will affect ratings in the end. I'm sure there are people tuning in now just to see when that guy FINALLY gets KOed, but I'm sure there are also a lot of people who are turned off by the fact that one man has railroaded the show for almost a month now...

-HX

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

No, I don't suppose you have anything against him personally ... but still it bites that they change the rule and loads of you end up suffering because he has way more experience in learning the timing, etc. But yah, the backlash might be fun to watch, I agree. ;)

(Personally I like Midori Sours, but let's rummage in the cupboard and see what we can find for you *grin*)

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

I hate to say this, but if he didn't beat you, I'd be cheering for the guy.

For now, he must be destroyed.

Hard Rain Mother Fucker.

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

What really, really scares me is the girl posting about how, through the lens of Jeopardy, she has fallen in love with Ken because, not only does he look just like someone that she's had a crush on for 2 years, he's "so much more!" This poor guy is going to be hounded by a legion of scary stalkers that will invade his every waking post-jeopardy moment... he's going to need to put a large chunk of that money towards state of the art security systems and specially trained ninjas.

[gmslegion.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Good. It serves him right!

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

We should create a community for you and go over there and recommend everyone to come to it. ;-) Little fucking dimwitted groupie idjits.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*blowing smoochies to the Howie*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, Midori sours... :)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think the ratings are spiking now and will go back down as people get tired of this.

[tenn-crichton.livejournal.com]

That's it. I'm getting shit-faced tonight...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

specially trained ninjas

ROTFLMAO!!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You sure know the way to flatter me, hon... *smooch*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I'll be drinking with you in spirit, believe me...

(wait, now you need an excuse to get shitfaced?)

[tenn-crichton.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, yes.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, old man. You're entering the ranks of the grown-up and responsible.

I, on the other hand, remain a teenager in a 26-year-old's body. And we're talking about one of those badly-behaved teenagers. The kind I wasn't last time around.

[tenn-crichton.livejournal.com]

Watch the snark, youngin'. You'll be here too one day.

[adellyna.livejournal.com]

The man is a freak of nature. I'm sure he's a very NICE freak of nature. But still.

I think they should do a "Best of the Beaten" special where they get people who "lost" against super!human!robot!infused!with!Alex's!Sperm to play again. This time, against each other.

I'm sorry you ended up against crazy trivia android boy. You were awesome though!

I'm not sure this'll ever happen again, but I'm glad that this guy is winning a LOT of money each time. Jeopardy (the bastards) is gonna be in shit loads of trouble if this guy reaches $1,000,000. Unless he already has. How much do they usually pay out in prizes every year, I wonder.

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

Oh, no way, Clay Aiken could totally get laid. There's a reason this guy's on the show so long, you know, you have to channel that unused energy someplace...

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Because of you, my milk went out my nose instead of staying put in my mouth.

Your work is done. :p

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

*bows deeply* Always happy to be of service. :)

[john666.livejournal.com]

You should create a community for those that have appeared on the show while he is winning. I wonder how many other LJ'ers have been there.

HUGZ!

Here is a SEXONTHEBEACH for you to drink!