Phone Post: Fresh and Crunchy!

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[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Mmm, garden fresh waffles. I love 'em fresh-picked, with the dew still on 'em....

egad

[adamosity.livejournal.com]

What's next? Low carb waffles at Waffle House?

The insane craze has hit everywhere else--you know :-)

[patricks.livejournal.com]

Fresh-picked waffles off the waffle bushes, and low-hanging butter cubes from the butter trees. Maybe they have maple trees growing inside, and instead of a pitcher of syrup you just jam a spigot in the tree and hold your plate under it? Hm.

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

So many yuppie bastards demanded salads at Waffle House that the chain finally decided to sell them. But, as they say, be careful what you wish for!

[orfeo517.livejournal.com]

Why does this remind me of recent McDonald's signs advertising sushi? Those signs said "What's next, valet parking?" I actually had to pull over for a while the first time I saw that.