The cat is taunting me.
Feb. 12th, 2002 01:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kellinatorThis morning Sam, my landlords' kitty tub of lard, was lying on my bed trying to bite me while I petted him, so I started taunting him: "I'm smarter than you!"
Then I got to thinking:
I'm constantly tired, constantly hungry, and constantly broke.
Sam sleeps whenever he wants, eats whenever he wants, and generally lives in the lap of luxury.
I think Sam is laughing right now.
Then I got to thinking:
I'm constantly tired, constantly hungry, and constantly broke.
Sam sleeps whenever he wants, eats whenever he wants, and generally lives in the lap of luxury.
I think Sam is laughing right now.
