Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark

I was fortunate enough, on my desolate rock in the middle of the ocean, to see game 2 in the Timberwolves - Lakers series, and they're noooowhere near finished. That having been said, though - Shaq is scary when he actually moves - especially when he spends extended amounts of court time (the basketball - not the Kobe type) comPLETELY immovable, like in game 2. If Kobe's in Colorado, Payton is old, Shaq is slow and Malone is busy thumping backup point guards into oblivion, I think this series may very well provide the results we all want - Minnesota vs. Detroit in the finals :D