Aphorisms, Kellinator-style

[kellinator]

Screw milk. Being a bitch does a body good.

Comments

[neoijlc.livejournal.com]

Right on!
:rock:

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

Amen! I swear, I feel so much better after having set my inner bitch loose this morning.

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Well said. :)

[chicating.livejournal.com]

What'd you do? Not that my asking makes me Montel, mind you.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I don't think I really did anything. It's just the thought that I could do something if I needed to. Very liberating for my inner Munch.

[wolvy]

I think this will be my new motto.

[chicating.livejournal.com]

No doubt. Although I think mine would get me in trouble for being lewd and lascivious, which is fitting since he's the part of me that made sure I can spell "lascivious"
watched the episode with "No wonder you can't solve murders."
"I wouldn't solve yours," in it the other day. Still funny.

[wolvy]

now I want it tattooed on my forehead.

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

Ah how they embrace it now, and wonder later why things seem so empty. sigh.