Here's a cup of good coffee. There ya go, nice and slow. Now, put down the gun, dear. We're all your friends here and we only want what's best for you. Nevermind the SWAT team coming through that door. They're your friends, too.
Haha. My van has a bumper sticker on it that says "Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!" I did not put it there, but I whole-heartedly agree. (And I have gotten a couple of compliments on it.. and a weirdo who followed me home to give me a coffee brochure, too. ;)
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Date: 2003-12-09 08:07 am (UTC)*hands over a simple mug of house blend and a tray of potentially tasty condiments just in case you aren't a 5-shot mocha breve sort of girl*
*backs away slowly*
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Date: 2003-12-09 09:35 am (UTC)Here's a cup of good coffee. There ya go, nice and slow. Now, put down the gun, dear. We're all your friends here and we only want what's best for you. Nevermind the SWAT team coming through that door. They're your friends, too.
;-p
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Date: 2003-12-09 10:24 am (UTC)Avast ye maties!!!! Grab the coffee and leave no survivors!!!
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Date: 2003-12-09 08:12 pm (UTC)-kanga