Mo' money mo' problems

[kellinator]

I'm down to twenty bucks in my checking account and thirty bucks in my savings account.

No wonder I'm contemplating becoming a shooter girl.

Comments

[atomicnumber51.livejournal.com]

Is a shooter girl like a dyslexic hooters girl? ;-)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

No, a shooter girl sells alcohol-filled test tubes at strip bars.

I'm willing to stick a test tube between my boobs, but no way am I deep-throating one of those things.

[atomicnumber51.livejournal.com]

Oh. Wow. I had no idea such things existed.

Before things get *that* desperate, maybe you could just sell plasma?

*hugs*