What the hell?!

[kellinator]

I'm trying to figure out when my name became synonymous with debauchery.

I mean, when I moved to Atlanta three years ago, Rick used to introduce me to people at Innovox by saying "This is Kelly -- you know, the virgin." Now I have a running argument with 10dimensions over which one of us is a worse influence on the other. I'm carrying around a bottle of rum in my trunk and I've used it to save the day on more than one occasion.

I'm trying to figure out if I'm really that much of a party animal or if I just talk a good game.

Comments

game on!

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

Well, there was that night where in a flurry of comment postings, you proposed marriage to me...

[vanguardian.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out when my name became synonymous with debauchery.

Umm... didn't you get the memo?

[beachsomewhere.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're just a good talker, you can join me in those ranks. Think about it: not such bad company to keep, is it? Is it?

Okay, wipe that d*mn smirk off your face!

[adric]

I'm not sure I should approach this one ... so I'll stick with:

Huh ?!

except for how Rickster would introduce you. That part is the gospel truth, as they say. ;)

I wonder if he ever did that to me? ... hmmm ...
Actually I'd rather not know that. Nevermind.

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

From where I'm standing [or stumbling, as the case may be] you play the game just as well as you talk it. ;)

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

This is Kelly -- you know, the virgin

What, the only one?

Atlanta ees more debauched than I preveeously eemageened, I theenk.

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Hrm, what this thread needs is a token naysayer... ;-)

Seriously though, I've never witnessed you engaging in debauchery, so strictly speaking my only basis for comparison is how frequently (or not) you write on LJ that you've just done so. And judging by that, you're no more of a debauchaholic than I am. Indeed, judging by that, you'd have to work several times harder at your debauchery if you want to rival some of my friends.

Of course, if you want to meet the competition (and maybe try to out-debauch the competition), spend a weekend in Athens sometime and I'll introduce you to Jessica & the gang from Boneshaker's. :-)