Huh? Weird.

[kellinator]

Why is there a stapler in my mailbox?

Comments

Re: stapler

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Is it red?

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Bundled mail, dear. Only the postal carrier forgot to bundle it before delivering it, then had to get rid of the evidence of his/her forgetfulness. ;-)

[honeycry.livejournal.com]

it's that vibrating stapler you ordered....remember?

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

Because I love you. :)

[reannon.livejournal.com]

The stapler has landed.

The question is not, why is the stapler there? The question is, what does it want of you?

[purpig.livejournal.com]

Maybe Milton left it there by accident. Better be careful he doesn't come after you!

[solsistr3.livejournal.com]

Maybe they are scared that you will burn the building down?

[ilexx.livejournal.com]

do not try to bend the stapler, only understand the truth... there is no stapler.

[gamgee.livejournal.com]

Because secretly we're living in a cinematic campaign.

DUH!