In the tradition of creative (and prolific) profanity

[kellinator]

A list of my favorite swears.


The Gold Standard
** Fuck. In all its wonderful variations. Frequently heard as "Fuuuuuuuuuck."

Slightly More Creative
** Dicksmack
** Fuckwit
** Fuckbomb (thanks, wandergirl!)
** Fucktard

Much More Creative
These are primarily thanks to ariedana, who once distracted me from an emotionally volatile situation by inviting me to come up with some truly creative insults.
** Shit-snorting sphincter
** Piss-gargling prag
Ummm... there were more but I can't remember them.

Comments

[10dimensions.livejournal.com]

Ass hat!

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oh shit!! I do use that one a lot. I've even posted about it.

[canela.livejournal.com]

Heck, you've even got *me* using asshat ;o)

[purpig.livejournal.com]

My ex used to call me "asshead" all the time. :P

[daraflower.livejournal.com]

i like "ass-face" for its elegant ridiculousness. it kind of refuses to make sense, and can make you giggle if you think about it too literally (like "butthead").

i think i might have heard this on TV. i hyphenate because it's most effective with a slight pause, as in "you're such an ass... face."

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[purpig.livejournal.com]

hahaha....

ass.... FACE! :)

I shall add that delivery to my mental Slam Book for future use!

[wolvy]

Fucking Cockblister is another good one I like

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

While watching the Simpson's the other night, I saw Marge Simpson swear, "Nutty Fudgkins".

Sure, it doesn't hold a candle to your fecund profanity, but still it makes me giggle.

[purpig.livejournal.com]

I'm always coming up with ingenius swear words. :)

[elizabethf.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. :)

[serendipitymet.livejournal.com]

ooooh, now i can add to my repertoire

[vidicon.livejournal.com]

I like the ones that slip past the censors: gleet-gargling gibbon has a nice alliteration and flow to it—but you can't say it when you're drunk.

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I'm lovin' this one!!

[amenquohi.livejournal.com]

Not really a use of profanity, but incredibly effective when used:

Vaginal Blood-Fart

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

My personal favorites include assmonkey, asspirate, fucknugget, and cockwhore.

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I love the word butt-pirate. Not as a derogatory term against gays. Just because it sounds so funny. Does that make me a bad person?

[dwivian]

Kinda like the new film, the Butt-Pirates of the Carribean?

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I must see that film.

Re: Games Night -- I'd like to come, but I've been in a lousy mood all day and I'm afraid of bringing down the gathering. :/

[dwivian]

Well, just for that reason you SHOULD come out, but I understand. Next week, then?

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I hope so!

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[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't. :)

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

fuckety fuck fuck!,Fuckwit! Fucktard! bugger all!, and a grumbled combo of many curses that sounds something like: arrghmothershitfuckingodamnit.

I like asshat. I will have to remember it.

[azurelunatic]

I've come to love "God! Fuck! God-fucking-dammit!dammit!" (from "The Terrible Mister Grimshaw", a remix of someone losing very very badly at a computer game)

[kmeghan.livejournal.com]

My all time favorite, and used most frequently while driving, is "fuck face". it's an all purpose word! :)

[shaunathan.livejournal.com]

How about "a barrel of ass potatoes"?

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I like!

[autumn-stars.livejournal.com]

I like dickhole. It's an even more vulgar (and cool) variation of dickhead. *giggle*

[vanguardian.livejournal.com]

cockbite - for usage see the shorts at www.redvsblue.com (http://www.redvsblue.com/bloodgulch.shtml)