Harry Potter geekiness (no spoilers)

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alanator and I are watching Chamber of Secrets. It's fucking disturbing to watch with a Slytherin. (Whichever house I'm in, it's generally agreed that it's not Slytherin.)

We interrupt this regularly scheduled post to mention how hot Snape is, and how much fun I could have with Snape in a hotel room. And have you noticed that everyone loves Snape even though he's not exactly a good guy, and that he's much nicer in the movies (though that's not saying much)?

So... who do you think will survive the series, and who won't? I don't think Hagrid has much of a shot, but I'm hoping he'll make it nonetheless. On the other hand, the sooner Dobby kicks the better. He's the Jar Jar Binks of Hogwarts.