My new favorite creative profanity

[kellinator]

(courtesy of podling via astrophysicat)

rat bastard goat demons!

Comments

[ex-ilk.livejournal.com]

/action picks ass off of floor, having rolled and laughed it off.

[podling]

See, I was excited when they used the phrase "bitchwhore" in a movie (after only 5 years of hard work, it's part of our culture!), but if "rat bastard goat demon" ever makes it, it'd be amazingly yet disturbingly cool.

Here's one I stole from lyssabard

[printemps.livejournal.com]

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"<insert person's name>, you cunt hair!"

[fanagle.livejournal.com]

Hi, I found your journal via the police drama community you started. Well, I started reading your entries, and kept reading, and kept reading... do you mind if I add you? Very interesting woman indeed!