hey look, it's irony

[kellinator]

I try very, very hard to be a good person. A decent person. A person my parents can be proud of.

But I like myself the best when I'm being a catty, pissy, dyed-in-the-wool bitch.

Comments

[vivycakes.livejournal.com]

why? :)

i try to be bitchy, but i'm just...nice. it's sickening :P

[theryn.livejournal.com]

Do you offer lessons? I could use some.

can I get a

[wolvy]

high

and a

five?!

(right on!)

[stacyspacey.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I feel the same way when I have either

1) been a bitch to protect myself or something I care about, or
2) been a bitch to someone whom I deemed deserved it.

Go Kelly! ;)

[morven.livejournal.com]

Bitch + Good Intentions = Empowerment