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[kellinator]

How the hell am I supposed to feel when someone I know only casually tells me I need at least a year of intensive therapy?

Comments

[deza.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to feel that they obviously don't know you well enough to be making such an assessment. {hugs}

[vidicon.livejournal.com]

Ask 'em if that's supposed to be some kind of pick-up line.

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[theblairzip.livejournal.com]

Feel secure in the knowledge that they are speaking from experience.

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

Punch them.

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Well, you shouldn't feel anything, because they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

It's like a bratwurst chef giving advice on nuclear physics.

don't worry...

[ilexx.livejournal.com]

that same person probably could stand at least two years of intensive therapy.

therapy is a good thing that everyone can benefit from.

i hope that person wasn't trying to be a smartass or condescending because people like that really end up looking like fucktards.

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY!

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

Igore the stupid person...it's rude to say that to someone you barely know.

Great responses

[satia.livejournal.com]

You already have what I would have said.

Now if your best friend suggests it . . .

Therapy

[hugs.livejournal.com]

is Shock treatment considered therapy? I will bring the tesla coil over to your house and we can begin right away!! oh, call JonnyX and have him bring the cattle prod too!! we can all have an official 'Lets give kelly therapy day' for one year!!

Remember evey thing is funny if you look at it the right way... usally I stick my finger in my ear turn my head to the side, bounce on one foot and look at it while sining "I'm a yankee doodle dandy"

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

feel? I'd say shocked and amused.

say?
"no thanks, I already learned how to tie my shoes"
OR
burst into tears and scream "nonono! It's not use! I'll never be in the Olympics! The girl who greased the parallel bars will never pay enough for what she did to me!!" then run away sobbing.

OR
"ohmigod! Is my wig slipping? No? oh.... I thought you were referring to the cancer treatments I went through last year.... no I'd rather not talk about it..."

but the meanest:

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

"Why? You have someone you'd like to recommend? >get out pencil and paper and begin to write< Do not.....go to..... doctor...._____"

Re: Therapy

[shadow404.livejournal.com]

Another good shock treatment would be putting your tounge up to a 110-volt outlet, great fun, let me tell you. j/k. I only did it once, what?, I was just 5 at the time at my brother made me...that or paid me, can't remember the whole experience is a blur now.