Writer's Block: Acquired taste

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Miracle Whip on white sandwich bread, topped with white beans.

It might be the most white-bread thing known to man. *rimshot*

I started to claim this was my family's weird food combination, then I remembered it's just me and my dad who eat it.

I don't even have to tell you how disgusting James thinks this is, do I?