MADE OF FAIL

Some dumb bitch tried to leave through the Library of the Damned's VERY CLEARLY MARKED emergency exit. Forty-five minutes ago. The alarm is STILL going off. We don't have a way to turn it off. The people who can turn it off are taking their sweet time getting here. And I had a headache drugs couldn't touch before this thing even started.

Forget a drink. I need the whole bottle.