Valentine's Day

It’s my first Valentine’s Day as a married woman, and when I saw the beautiful roses a student employee had gotten, I suddenly realized the difference between V-days for a girlfriend and a wife:

Girlfriend: “I hope he gets me roses. He BETTER get me roses.”

Wife: “If he spends OUR money on a bunch of overpriced flowers, I’ll kick his ass."

May you all have just the sort of day you want.