random shit

• Dr. Phil is Springer for people who think they're too good for Springer.
• I relax, confident in the knowledge that I do not think myself too good for total trash entertainment.
• That's why I watch Flavor of Love.
• I am completely addicted to The Shield because it's like the one show on TV where I can't guess what's going to happen next.
• Recent plotlines on The Shield and Without a Trace seem to suggest that the only meaty plotline available to middle-aged African-American actresses is Serious Life-Threatening Illness. This pisses me off.
• However, it may have something to do with the fact that Claudette and Viv have more sense than the rest of their respective casts put together and as such plotlines about police corruption and Murky Gray Moral Issues are not really available to them.
• I haven't updated in so long I was not aware of all the cool new options in rich-text format.
• It kinda makes me wish I still updated with meaningless crap twelve times a day.