Not dead yet. Really!

I'm just popping up to announce that I am not in fact dead, nor has my crazy uncle had me kidnapped and sent to a fundie brainwashing camp. I've been away from net access most of the time lately. Thank you for the thoughtful emails. I feel very special.

And now I'm back, but I don't really seem to have anything to post about. I don't know why. I feel kind of weird about it. Like I should have something to say. I just seem to be in a quiet mood these days.