Apparently my mom is on one of her email-forwarding kicks today. I know in the past I've complained about her sending me dirty jokes, but I think I'd rather her send me those than what she's sending today, which is Heartwarming Claptrap (tm).
An excerpt:
"Send this to the people you'll never forget and
remember to send it also to the person that sent
it to you. It's a short message to let them know
that you'll never forget them.
If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're
in a hurry and that you've forgotten your
friends."
No, actually, it means I love my friends very much and don't want to send them cheesy forwards that will send them into insulin shock. Or maybe it means I have a good sense of self-preservation and don't want to get my ass kicked.