Here's all I gots to say about the "Rev." Pat Robertson.

In Flannery O'Connor's novel Wise Blood, the main character, Hazel Motes, is on a quest to start the Church of Christ Without Christ. What I want to start is the Church of Christ Without Christians.

In recent months I've taken to paraphrasing Randall from Clerks: "This religion would be great if it weren't for all the fucking Christians."