snarky NBA haiku

It's Kobe's team now
Takes eighty-three shots a game
Lakers sinking fast

So the Suns can't win?
The team with the most points wins
Suck on that, haters

Sick of the Pistons
Just because the D is ugly
Doesn't mean it's good

Tell me, Isiah:
The hell did you get your job?
Blackmailing someone?