This one goes out to cynical7.

[kellinator]

This morning the Morning X crew was in New York for the Video Music Awards and they interviewed Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. I nearly busted a gut.

Best bit:

One of the DJS: "Hey, there's Carson Daly."
Triumph: "Where?"
DJ: "Across the room."
Triumph (yelling): "You suck! Here's a total request: get out of show business!!"

Guess ya had to be there.