Up to absolutely no good, as usual.

Blame canciona. (Hell, do it to the tune of "Blame Canada" and maybe we'll get nominated for an Oscar.) She posted something that reminded me of a particularly memorable forward I got my freshman year in college. And since nothing on the Internet ever really goes away, I googled it and behold...

The Dr. Seuss Purity Test

Open mouth, insert foot halfway down your throat

I generally don't mingle with the law students very much. I know most of them think they're better than me, and personally I kinda like my blood pressure being at tolerable levels.

But I was just downstairs dropping off some articles in the mail files, and I saw a student who had a button on her backpack that I liked (it was a Re-Defeat Bush button, if you must know), and as I walked past, I said, "I like your button." Because if it were me, I'd enjoy knowing like minds were out there.

One of her friends apparently misheard it as "I like your butt" and went into hysterics.

I headed up the stairs as fast as possible and I'll be under my desk if anyone needs me...

It burnses us!! It burnses!!

Gollum weighs in on the election

Thanks to linithiliel for the precioussssss link.