*eeeeeevil cackle*

I have just learned that in Salt Lake City, you can be jailed for up to one month for failing to return a library book.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

sign #43 that I've been at my desk too long

My favorite stapler broke. I am in all sorts of a snit fit over it.

The fact that I'm having a temper tantrum over my favorite stapler breaking embarrasses me.

The fact that I have a favorite stapler embarrasses me even more.

in light of the stapler comments...

I feel compelled to point out that I've tried to watch Office Space twice and both times I've fallen asleep.

A shout-out to everybody's favorite rudeboy from the ATL!!

I had lunch with hooper_x today, and he rules! When the world goes all post-apocalyptic and stuff, we're going to mount big guns on the hoods of our cars and go cruising looking for shit to blow up. In other words, we got along swimmingly! And, he totally made my day by saying "Wow, your hair really is purple!"

But Hooper! You didn't wear the hat!