I can't believe I ate that much cheesecake...

Today at work we had a lovely little dessert reception to celebrate twenty-five years on the job for one of my coworkers. Quite possibly the best cheesecake I've ever had.

My coworker is a lovely, lovely lady. During the little speech portion the director of the library was talking about how gracious she is...

...and the thought crossed my mind that if I ever have a party like that, the speech will probably go, "Well, she hasn't killed anyone... that we know of..."