Grrr. Argh.

How is it that some days you can go to bed an hour early with the aid of a lavender eye pillow and still wake up feeling like you got run over by a Mack truck?

My nonexistent kingdom for a backrub!!

Monday morning... must be time for an embarrassing story.

So Friday evening I swing by to pick up 10dimensions, and as we're walking out the door, I notice her cat Puar has a little toy.

A snake. A baby snake. About the size of a shoelace. A totally insignificant, harmless snake. There is only one person on earth who would be scared of this snake.

And she's standing right there.

kellinator (jumping up and down): EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Motherfuckin' snake!! Motherfuckin' snake!! What do we do?!
10dimensions (utterly bored): We let Puar kill it. Come on, get in the car.

And by the way...

In case you were wondering, yes, redheads do have more fun!

Weekend hijinks

Saturday night I joined 10dimensions, eaterofgodz, vidicon, bheansidhe, and a whole bunch of people without LiveJournals for Movie Night. LJ-less Michael put up a projection screen in his neighborhood park and showed The Two Towers.

Now, I had been extremely excited about seeing The Two Towers and was in total fangirl mode. However, after we all got done stuffing our faces (I had two steaks and some salmon, showing why my mom calls me "the human garbage disposal"), I was in a nice little food coma, which meant that concentrating on the movie was just too much work, especially when I had such fun distractions as vidicon's comments from the peanut gallery, cute doggies to love on, cute boys to exchange shoulder rubs with, the dilemma of whether Legolas or Aragorn is more shag-worthy, and 10dimensions potent happy-making combination of chocolate-chip cookies and margaritas. Oh, and I also had the following conversation:

kellinator: Can I have some Jaeger?
vidicon: Not until you finish your margarita.

Happily for all, the Jaeger was gone by the time I finished my margarita.

So much fun was had by all, and now I really do need to see The Two Towers.

Oh, heavens help us!!

bouncepogo has started a particularly eeevil new community:

thats_so_wrong

Dedicated to... well, wrongness.

And while I'm at it, plugs for my other favorite really wrong communities:

cryptic_posts
snarky_haiku (moderated by yours truly, and now with over a hundred members!)