Brilliant, or unbelievably stupid?

I woke up in the middle of the night and had this thought which is either really insightful or really stupid. I'll let you pick:

[Poll #178636]

by the way...

I'm not actually depressed right now. It's a nice feeling.

I guess I'm not much for comforting...

In this world, there are many lovely people who know exactly the right thing to say to help a friend who's in pain, who know the perfect words to soothe a hurting heart.

And then there's me, sending emails like this:

"Sweetheart, [name deleted] is the fucktard to end all fucktards. He's so stupid that Jay and Silent Bob sit around making fun of him."

Now that the Treacherous One is gone...

alanator wants to be Donald Rumsfeld's bitch.

Man, I'm glad things are back to normal around here!

the bitch count

I've called alanator a bitch 88 times in the past three hours. Why? Because I can.