Dragon*Con quotes

"I'm part of the problem. I do covers. So you see my cover and buy the book. And then you take it home and read it and it sucks. It really sucks, but it's too late because you've already bought it."
--Brian Stelfreeze at the "Breaking Into Comics" panel

(in response to the question "What are your creative rituals?")
"Well, it usually involves a lot of drinking..."
--Judd Winick

"My fandom invented slash!!"
--misswindy

"Like a three-year-old pretending to be a fifteen-year-old."
--dwivian on James Marsters and his band

"Our new favorite insult is 'lame as the Buffy cast.'"
--misswindy

"Your problem is you're trying to be Switzerland. You should just be Germany and throw people you don't like in the fountains."
--I'm not saying who said it, but you might be surprised.

"What did you two drink last night? You lost some brain cells."
--Shannon

"It's so cute when you say 'bitch' with your Southern accent!!"
--edie22

And a few from me:

"Yes, but why is the rum gone?" (repeated frequently, sounding more agitated each time)

"...hangin' out, talkin' smack, my fandom is better than your fandom..."

addressed to whiskey_man:
"You're eeevil. With at least 3 e's."
-later-
"You just earned another e."

I know more amusing things were said. Add your favorites!

Signs you've had too much to drink at Dragon*Con

** You suddenly decide it's a really great idea to chase every Aragorn you see around the room yelling "Still not king!!"
** You decide it's a really great idea to chase every Legolas you see around the room yelling "Still the prettiest!!"
** You decide it's a really great idea to chase every Gandalf you see around the room yelling "Do the pointy hat trick!!"
** You see a coworker and the first words out of your mouth are "Please don't tell anyone you saw me dressed like this!!"
** You decide it's a really great idea to kidnap every Agent Smith you see and take him to your room!!