A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me

I am so fucking sick of being surrounded by idiots.

I've called the police and called the press, but please Dear God don't tell my friends

Maybe, just maybe, I have an overdeveloped guilt complex.

No, I'm not as existential as Hamlet, and no, I don't care.

To sushi or not to sushi, that is the question.