*sigh*

My Natalia's gone.

I cried after she left for the plane.

Love ya to bits, babe.

You know what worries me?

alanator and I are currently having an in-depth conversation about the scene in Clerks with Silent Bob's Russian cousin. We can't remembe his name.

"My love for you is speeding truck BERSERKER!!!
Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!!!"

Kevin Smith's a fucking genius.

%$#@!!!

atomicnumber51 kept getting after me during the lesbian double date to stop swearing in the restaurant. She said, "I didn't think it was possible, but you've gotten even cruder since college."

And a few nights ago when I called her, gamgee correctly identified me as the caller when he heard cussing.

[Poll #65082]