Aww, how sweet...

My supervisor who's here today brought coffee to the desk for me.

I'm so mercenary.

From an actual conversation, with names deleted to protect the guilty:

[name deleted]: I need your opinion. Now that [name deleted] and I aren't friends anymore, should I send all the stuff he gave me back to him, or burn it?
Me: Dude, sell it on eBay.

Uh oh!

I am in a flirty bimbo mood!

Good thing I get to spend tonight with two of my favorite flirty people: shadesong and her slutty cat Max!

Too bad deza can't be there! I'd flirt with her too!