Grrrr...

You know the little kid on South Park with the scratchy voice who's always flipping everyone off?

That's how I feel today.

What I told whorlwind...

Sweet is sexy.

Fuck

"What's the big deal? It's just a word. It doesn't hurt anyone. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck."

--Eric Cartman, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Guess who just got scolded for swearing at work?

Incidentally, that's not even the word that got me in trouble. It was "shit" and "screw," not necessarily in that order.

I told you... I am a golden goddess!!

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Made By: myway and teza



Oh yeah, baby.

Damn cats

Nick and Sam, my landlords' cats, do a lot of sweet and adorable things.

This is not a story about one of those.

( I'm warning you, it's disgusting )

You can't keep a good woman down

I've got a daa-ate!

See, I've still got it. Work it, baby!