Looking ahead

Since this will likely be my last post of the year, I thought I would post my New Year's Resolutions so I would feel publicly held to them.

New Year's Resolutions:

1). I will be a better friend, girlfriend, daughter, and granddaughter.
2). I will work harder in grad school and be better organized. (This extends to cleaning my apartment.)
3). I will figure out what to do with my life.
4). I will lose forty pounds.

Gee, I'm not hard on myself or anything, am I?

Amendment

Possibly my most important New Year's resolution of all:

I will not suffer pretentious fools lightly.

If you think this means you, it just might!