Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark

-Not that I can tell.
-It happens easily, yet gradually.
-They only understand "pussior..."
-Not Cingular.
-If you are, I'll be along for the ride.
-The real question is "Who let your mom out?"
-Nope - you're worse.
-Too lazy...
-Cuz the TV god spoke...
-For the most part, yes - random drama will persist.
-I don't know them, but I would imagine that any parent would be proud of their child as long as they are healthy and happy with themselves.
-Because he can be.
-It's ok to whine sometimes.
-It ran away with the dish and the spoon.
-Hot in there, so take off all your clothes.
-Probably not...but it's still worth a shot, right?
-Wherever the company is good and the beer flows steadily.
-Take up tennis.
-Only if you want them to be.
-Because they have a useless job.
-Some dumbass redneck who tried to make fun of a Frenchie..
-Sometimes, that can be a blessing in disguise.
-I think we all are - I know I am.
-Because it's easier to do so on LJ than it is in real life...

That help any?