I guess I'm not much for comforting...

[kellinator]

In this world, there are many lovely people who know exactly the right thing to say to help a friend who's in pain, who know the perfect words to soothe a hurting heart.

And then there's me, sending emails like this:

"Sweetheart, [name deleted] is the fucktard to end all fucktards. He's so stupid that Jay and Silent Bob sit around making fun of him."

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

That's okay. We want the snark. Bring on the snark!

[es.livejournal.com]

My roommate (one Psuedopagan,) has the following as his sig-file on the bboards he frequents. He didn't come up with it himself, but it's great nonetheless. :)

"It's a sign that you're really, really, really fucking stupid. Frighteningly, word redefiningly stupid. You are Lovecraftian in your stupidity, in that your stupidity is so vast and shuddersome it alters the very way those on the outside percieve the concept of stupidity."

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oooooh. His foo is strong. Or somebody's is, anyway.

[girlvinyl.livejournal.com]

Jay and silent bob make fun of me... but for other reasons.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

If Jay and Silent Bob made fun of me, that would probably totally make my day. Well, either that, or I'd cry.

:: grumbles ::

[dwivian]

Quit sending emails about me.

Re: :: grumbles ::

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Come over here and make me, beeyotch.

Re: :: grumbles ::

[dwivian]

:: dips you in tar and sticks you to the backside of an angry waterbuffalo ::

[ilexx.livejournal.com]

*smile*
i think i know how you feel.

[gina.livejournal.com]

Who says those aren't the perfect words to soothe a hurting heart? For real, yo. :)

[azurelunatic]

Laughter heals wounds, and wounds heels.

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

Seconded, Azure. Sometimes, that is what the person who is hurting needs to hear.

[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would find that tremendously comforting!

[technomom]

You sound like me. I figure there's a time for being comforting in the "oh honey, let me hold you!" way and there's a time for "He isn't good enough for you. You're better off without him. You've known that for a long time. Let's go celebrate!"

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

I dunno -- I kinda like it.

[the-missy.livejournal.com]

See, that's what other people are for. The kind, gentle words, the hugs, the patting on the back, the encouragement.

But we, we are here to name the evil as fucktards, fuckwads, dipshits, cunt monkeys and the like.

Without us, the gentle ones would be as yin without yang. We bring the balance.

[animamea.livejournal.com]

You expressed my sentiments so beautifully that I should be ashamed of myself for posting a "me too!".

But I'm not.

^_^

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*high fives the_missy*