You know, it's Monday...

but it's a good fucking Monday, because I got a kick-ass parking space and was early to work.

Because everyone needs a dream.

Today I've seen too many cranky people that I don't know how to cheer up.

You know, at times like this I think I'd like to be the Milk and Cookies Fairy. You know, just show up when someone's about to lose it and wave my wand and go "Here! Milk and cookies!" Cold milk and gooey just-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. I figure then people would just about have to cheer up. And if they didn't, well, then, I could always turn them into a frog.

The complexities of email

My Hotmail overflowed while I was out of town and practically all of my old email got deleted.

Emails from old friends. Emails from old lovers. Gone.

I haven't yet decided how I feel about this.

Because it's ALL ABOUT THE SNARK, baybee.

The funny thing is, being depressed is giving me my best material in ages!!

( Kellinator one-liners )