Because it's ALL ABOUT THE SNARK, baybee.

[kellinator]

The funny thing is, being depressed is giving me my best material in ages!!



"Now if I could bottle my sense of humor, I'd have an industrial-strength rat poison."

"I'm stuck in the box, so I can't think outside the box... which means I will never be a corporate high-roller."

Ummm... I thought there were more. Guess I'm not that funny after all.

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[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

funny, i thought i had some good one-liners too til i got here...

this entry is jinxed.

*hugs* either that or brainfarts have nothing to do with menopause anymore...

don't drink the water...

[indiepunkrock.livejournal.com]

"you smell like stupid."

7 year olds say the coolest things!