Because everyone needs a dream.

[kellinator]

Today I've seen too many cranky people that I don't know how to cheer up.

You know, at times like this I think I'd like to be the Milk and Cookies Fairy. You know, just show up when someone's about to lose it and wave my wand and go "Here! Milk and cookies!" Cold milk and gooey just-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. I figure then people would just about have to cheer up. And if they didn't, well, then, I could always turn them into a frog.

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[maida-mac.livejournal.com]

Could you just turn my instructor into a frog instead?

Failing that, milk and cookies would help.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Believe me, if I had that particular power, Emory would have the highest frog population of any university in the nation.

[maida-mac.livejournal.com]

*cracks up laughing* I can imagine!

[theryn.livejournal.com]

Ooh Ooh where do I sign up? I'd be willing to do reverse duty too.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Maybe we could start, like, a coalition. It kinda sounds like one of those grass-roots efforts you read about in People magazine, y'know?

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

That's one of the sweetest things I've read lately. :)

I'd like to be the Valium Fairy, but that's because so many people I have to deal with desparately need one. :P

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Awwww... thanks babe!!

Your Valium comment reminded me of this one time when I was driving and metaphorge was riding shotgun. I was zipping through Atlanta, cursing a blue streak and exercising my middle finger, and Fox just goes "You need to chill out and smoke some pot."

[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

Bbbbut...I'm lactose intolerant! *sniffles*

Do I get special treatment?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Soymilk!! Get yer fairy princess soymilk!!

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[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

Ewwww.

C'I have lactaid milk instead? *bats eyelashes*

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Lactaid milk!! Lactaid milk for the Bounce!!

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[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! *covers you in wet slobbery smooches*

[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah! me too! i'm baaaad lactose intolerant. so if you give me milk and cookies, i suggest you toss an immodium AD into the deal as well. o_O;
or rice dream will do...

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[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

ROFL....Immodium is one of my closest friends.

[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

i understand completely...i think i have to take four lactaid ultras to get it to do anything...

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[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

Lactaid for me is like russian roulette...sometimes it works great and sometimes its like I never took it at all.

Ok I'm adding you as a friend now, because your LI like me! :D

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

OOh, I would love that. If I could have milk, cookies, my bed and my boyfriend, I would be the world's happiest woman.