To the powers that be

[kellinator]

You know, if my day is going to get any worse, I'd really just rather it go ahead and happen right now, so I'll know exactly how many pints of Godiva ice cream I need to stop and get on the way home.

Comments

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Plan for the very worst. The Universe rarely gives warning.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

My freezer isn't that big.

[copycatjsh.livejournal.com]

see, you need one of those big freezer units that people keep in their garages. Then you could hold a 3 day supply of "oh god the entire universe hates me" ice cream.

-jsh

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

That would only hold about a day and a half for me...

[deza.livejournal.com]

Get three. It's always nice to have extra.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Right now I'm wishing for extra arms so I could eat two at once plus a bottle of rum.

[football-swan.livejournal.com]

If you have peach schnapps, I'd advise getting a pint of their vanilla and some orange juice.

Blend all three ingredients together - boom, a frosty navel.

That is, if you like those ingredients.

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

Pick up some pound cake or angelfood cake and use slices of it to make and ice cream sandwich-thing (feel free to use hot fudge, caramel, nuts, etc., in lieu of traditional condiments) that you can eat one handed. Add bottle of rum.

If you let the ice cream soften just slightly you can spread it on the pound cake (you have to let it get fairly soft for the angelfood cake). If you are impatient, you can simply use a bunch of tiny scoops and screw spreading.


Sadly, I've actually done this (with something other than rum, though -- just can't remember what).
It still isn't as gross as the "suicide sundays" my best friend and I invented in the sixth grade.

[renaissancekat.livejournal.com]

hugs 'n kisses from your favorite Republican.

Now, didn't that make you smile?

[phyrra.livejournal.com]

I am so with you on the ice cream, today.
Damn bugs.

[whorlwind.livejournal.com]

Bleh, ben & jerry's is so much better than godiva's.
=)

[jack-mccoy-fan1.livejournal.com]

Ummmm sucky days always require Ben and Jerry's Phish Food dude!!!

Being in Miami, Flori-duh I require at least 3 pints a week.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Hmm...can I have some too?