i have ordered mine from amazon, and it will be here on monday. i have heard quite a few negative comments so far, but that was by far....the funniest ever!
i don't think that i can. i preordered it a month ago, and i think it already shipped yesterday....i have heard from so many that it is so very disappointing.
I've always suspected that Boba Fett was gay. In Return of the Jedi, he was standing around in the alien love nest called "Jabba's Palace," and he, the greatest bounty hunter and he-man in the universe, didn't hit on a single woman, not even that gorgeous green twilek dancer. Maybe he was married at the time:)
Seriously, I have no idea why Lucas decided to fuck with his films the way he did. He said something about remaking them the way he wanted to make them in the first place. To me, that's like changing a family photo to make your eyes a different color.
To Lucas: You made very successful pictures with the technology you had at the time. You broke some new ground in special effects, and you created a kind of mythology (silly and derivative as it is) for movie-hounds like me. Leave it! I have VHS copies of the original trilogy, the "untouched" trilogy, and I may never be able to get copies of them after these wear out. Come on, man!
Anyway, what's up, Kelly? I saw you at DragonCon, but it was in an elevator, and I had to get somewhere really fast. How did your DragonCon go?
This season, the cast of Star Wars will be remastered to be wearing purple feather boas, with shoes to match. Next season's remastering will accomodate the fashions of the day and will include an upbeat litty ditty when the Death Star explodes, performed by a chorus line of ewoks.
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kellinator) wrote2004-09-22 12:30 pm
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And you don't want to know what they change the Sarlacc into.
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I am emailing this cartoon to everone that I know and love.
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He even fucked up Empire Strikes back with re-dubbing the Emperor!!!!
*goes back to corner to mumble and beat head against wall*
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That was just my head falling off by the way. Time to screw it back on now. Oh, crap, I'm backwards......
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Seriously, I have no idea why Lucas decided to fuck with his films the way he did. He said something about remaking them the way he wanted to make them in the first place. To me, that's like changing a family photo to make your eyes a different color.
To Lucas: You made very successful pictures with the technology you had at the time. You broke some new ground in special effects, and you created a kind of mythology (silly and derivative as it is) for movie-hounds like me. Leave it! I have VHS copies of the original trilogy, the "untouched" trilogy, and I may never be able to get copies of them after these wear out. Come on, man!
Anyway, what's up, Kelly? I saw you at DragonCon, but it was in an elevator, and I had to get somewhere really fast. How did your DragonCon go?
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It's scary how close to the truth that is. :S
This season, the cast of Star Wars will be remastered to be wearing purple feather boas, with shoes to match. Next season's remastering will accomodate the fashions of the day and will include an upbeat litty ditty when the Death Star explodes, performed by a chorus line of ewoks.