With friends like these...

[kellinator]

So my phone rings:

alanator: Wanna get drunk and watch the Republicans?
kellinator: [pause for dramatic effect] NO. Not just no, but heellll no. [For those of you who haven't heard me speak, pronounced hay-elll. Note the two syllables. Southern girls know how to swear.]
alanator: What, don't you like getting drunk?
kellinator: I like getting drunk, and I love hanging out with you. But THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD.

Comments

[mamaluna.livejournal.com]

I agree!!

that would be a good way to torment me - put on the RNC and glue my eyes & ears open.

[noir-moll.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've got the two-syllable pronunciation of "hell" down to a fine art. I say it at least fifteen times a day.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

No, there isn't. Nor is your liver big enough to withstand it. ;-)

[alfabettezoupe.livejournal.com]

psa from your liver: thank you for not trying to figure out how much alcohol it'll take to be able to stomach that bs! :D

[sujata.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister.

[moongarden1971.livejournal.com]

Don't think that much alcohol has ever been made since the dawn of time!

[jphthebachelor.livejournal.com]

For me, it's not that there's not enough booze, the problem is, I like my TV. I don't want to have to replace it, which I would, because about 5 minutes into any republican speech I start throwing heavy objects!
Oh, and tonight the roll out the one-two punch of people I hate: Halliburton employee of the decade Dick Cheney and Zell "Please, call me Benedict. Mr. Arnold is just to formal" Miller.

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's enough alcohol in the universe.