Insert your own joke here.

[kellinator]

Michael Jackson to father quadruplets

I'd make a snarky comment here, but it's just too easy.

Thanks to kelliecoo and amai_unmai for the disturbing news.

Comments

[lula-fortune.livejournal.com]

Now he's going to have to find 4 differently colored blankets, so he can distinguish them from one another.

And I wonder if they will be called Blanket 2, 3, 4, and 5?

Okay, I'm feeling sick now. I think I'll stop.

[fairylogic.livejournal.com]

I didn't know preteen boys could conceive...

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

BAR. THE WINDOWS.

[neoijlc.livejournal.com]

lol

Come on people, he's obviously a collector.

Off Topic, but...

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

*snerk*
I had to tell my little brother that the domo-kun was just doing a special "cookie dance"...

Re: Off Topic, but...

[neoijlc.livejournal.com]

LoL

Sorry.

[pxlboy.livejournal.com]

too easy...the jokes just write themselves.

he's the last person who should be having kids...

[thedivinemrsm.livejournal.com]

convicted or no...he should be castrated.

[kmeghan.livejournal.com]

GOOD LORD. He is a nut job.

[mrswarkie.livejournal.com]

That's just so very, very wrong!