In which geeks attempt to rate the comic-book movies

[kellinator]

A conversation scarcrest and I just had regarding the potential suckage of The Punisher:

scarcrest: It won't be as bad as Constantine.
kellinator: That ain't saying much.
scarcrest: It won't be as bad as Catwoman.
kellinator: Again, that ain't saying much.

Comments

[wolven.livejournal.com]

I liked Punisher. Garth Ennis may as well have written the screen play.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Well, that's encouraging. I'll try and withhold judgment.

[adgy.livejournal.com]

It's actually been getting fairly decent reviews. Not good reviews necessarily, but more along the lines of "it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be". So, that's a positive.

However:

I already know it's not as cool as it could have been.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I look forward to your opinion.

[adgy.livejournal.com]

Oh, you'll hear it. No doubt about that. ;)

[relevantpink.livejournal.com]

!But holy gods he's hot!

Does this make me a shallow person? No... wait. Don't answer that. ;D

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'm shallow too, so don't worry.

Love that icon!!

[relevantpink.livejournal.com]

My lust centers are glad I ditched shame long ago... ~_^

I'm glad you like the icon! ^_^

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

At least Halle Berry isn't in the Punisher ...

*remembers the look of the Catwoman outfit and shudders*

[relevantpink.livejournal.com]

I can just see it now!

"We really feel Ms. Berry can bring something to the role that the Punisher has lacked in previous adaptations... a depth of character and a pathos that audiences will want to understand and explore, not to mention a smart, sexy appeal and a "tough" but "loving" sensibility..."

*curls up into tiny ball and reminds self that this is not real, but just product of an overactive and masochistic imagination*

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Can't ... keep ... food ... down ...

*bleargh*

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

It can't possibly be as bad as the first movie version.

[misanthropist.livejournal.com]

I have to say, regarding the Punisher: Though I find that I like most of the comic-book action films that come out (to one degree or another), this one just looks like a Steven Segal film